Now there’s an art class not many will soon forget. A high school teacher decided to check on a student’s art project. She walked up to Martin Guerrero’s desk, and as she did, she noticed that he was staring into space. As she got closer, he whipped it out, said “aye mami” and started to wack off. Ug. She went and got the cops to drag him from the room. Uh, that kid needs some help.
What I don’t get is why they charged him with indecency with a child, a felony. The only children were his classmates, and he was 17. Couldn’t indecent exposure have sufficed? Or does this guy have a criminal history as long as his…arm? Yes, I chose to say arm.