Caught With His Pants Down

I saw this story before I left, but my brain was too scuttled. Then I meant to get the story up yesterday, but I couldn’t remember where I saw it, and google wasn’t helping me out.

Alright, first we need a theme song. Ah, now the tone is set.

Our main character, Hector Quinones, was quite the hitman, quite the clumsy one. He went into an apartment to kill 3 men to settle a drug debt. Then he killed himself, completely by accident. After shooting his targets, he tripped over his own baggy pants, fell, then jumped out a window and fell three storeys to his death. They found him dead with his pants around his ankles in the alley below.

I’m sure Quinones was a scary man…before his final move, that is.

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