Over the holidays, I heard about a lot of people getting real trees, and I found myself thinking about this little gem of a story from Ernie’s House of Whoop Ass. Steve sent it to me last year, and I’m amazed that I hadn’t linked to it before, but apparently, I am a giant fool. I don’t know if I would have been gorilla rip shit angry, I just would have been a sobbing heap if this happened to me. Whenever anyone would mention that reservoir of water, all I could think was “Check the screws, check the screws!”
Hopefully noone else heard the sound of Andre the giant falling this Christmas.