Shitty Birthday To You

Dick Kleis decided to wish his wife a happy birthday. But he didn’t want to do it with a card, or a letter, or anything remotely average. He wanted to show it in a far more mushy way. He decided to write the message in 120000 pounds of manure. Three hours later, it was done, and she was impressed. Yuck. What scares me is she wants to find a way to impress him on his birthday. What will she use to write the message?

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