Here’s a story that makes you go what the hell. Kerri Lyn Smith and her boyfriend of four years were having a New Years kiss, when suddenly…Smith started yelling at him and bit off part of his lower lip! He has no idea why she would do such a thing. He managed to push her away and call 911. Hmmm. I wonder if she’s related to Serena Sutton-Smith.
I have two questions. He doesn’t want to press charges. Why the hell not? Unless she’s got some issues we don’t know about and he thinks it was brought on by some meds gone mad, why wouldn’t you charge the woman? She bit off part of your lip for Christ’s sake! Police found it on the ground! Ug! It looks like police charged her anyway.
Second, he called 911 with not much of a bottom lip. How hard was it for operators to understand the poor fucker? Yes, I’m evil.
You know what’s scary? They have a kid together. That means he’s going to have to deal with her in some capacity for a long, long time. I feel bad for the poor guy. I think I’d have a hard time letting anybody kiss me after that.