Thepost a couple days ago about a woman passing out in a broom closetreminded me of this joke.
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the can. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender, becoming concerned, goes into the bathroom to investigate what’s going on.
“What’s all the screaming about in there!? You’re scaring my customers,” yells the bartender.
“I’m just sitting here on the toilet,” replies the drunk, “and every time I try to flush something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!”
Frustrated, the bartender throws open the door, looks in and says, “You idiot! You’re sitting on the mop bucket!!”