Did You Pack Your Bags Yourself Barbie

If you’re looking for a way to bring the nonstop fun of airport security screenings into your own home or for an excuse to teach your little ones how to give a proper pat down, do I have just the thing for you.

Playmobil Security Check point
Yes, it’s thePlaymobil Security Check Point!

Imagine the fun you and your children will have as you give up your water bottles and toothpaste, remove your shoes, stand around almost missing your flight, randomly select each other for secondary screenings and see who can trump up the best charges to detain grandpa for several hours in a windowless room without explanation or legal representation.

And much like the security measures in the real airport, the description on the product page is of little to no value whatsoever.

The woman traveler stops by the security checkpoint. After placing her luggage on the screening machine, the airport employee checks her baggage. The traveler hands her spare change and watch to the security guard and proceeds through the metal detector. With no time to spare, she picks up her luggage and hurries to board her flight!

Yes, that’s the *description*. All of it.

The features list tells us a little more about it, but not much. It comes with a security station and 3 figures, which I suppose are there to play the parts of people waiting in line getting more and more pissed off by the second. It also tells us that this bad boy is good for children ages 4 and up, I guess because it’s never too early for a lesson in having your privates and privacy invaded by the authorities.

Unfortunately it’s listed as out of stock at the moment so for now the fun will have to wait, but who knows, maybe Santa will bring you one next Christmas…if he can make it through customs.

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