What a dad Joshua Alger is. He passed out drunk in a McDonald’s children’s play area at 4 in the goddamn afternoon while his kids played. We don’t know how pop and the little ones got there. Then, when police found out he has a warrant for his arrest and called mommy dearest to pick up the kidlets, he flipped out, told his kids to “bite the officers’ faces off!” before needing to be shoved to the ground and tased. Yeah, tased…in front of his kids. Way to go, way to be a model parent.