This guy sure isn’t the quickest identity-thieving bunny in the forest. He didn’t want to be arrested, he had warrants out for him. So he went and found another dude’s wallet, picked it up, and pretended to be him. Then, he shoplifted, and was arrested. Uh, if you don’t want to be arrested, how about you lay low? It didn’t take the police long to notice that the dude in cuffs didn’t match the ID in the wallet…and so it all fell apart.
The best part? The identity thief’s real name was Robin Hood. Yup, seriously.