Oh boy. I love dumb criminal stories. No matter how many of them I hear, I still cackle when I get a new one.
The dumbass in question is John Yarrington. He told police that Cory Noonan was selling drugs out of his mom’s house. So, they told him to buy some heroin, and then hand them over to cops. So he did. That all went off without a hitch. When he came back with the drugs, they told him that he is not allowed to get more drugs, and if he’s busted with more drugs, he’ll get arrested just like anybody else. Not ten minutes later, where does Yarrington go? Back to Noonan’s house. But Noonan is under surveillance, so…both men got arrested. I really don’t have any other words but hahahaha.