Wow, what a whole lot of needless and ultimately fruitless effort went intothis.
Police were told the man, 27, entered the Lusty Lady through the front door backwards and entered stall No. 7. Police said he climbed through the ceiling panels and onto the glass ceiling above the dance floor.
A stripper “was startled when (the man’s) legs came crashing through the glass panel ceiling above her,” according to the police report. “She stated before the subject fell through she had heard what she thought was kicking or pounding above her head.”
Yes, this unnamed individual tried to sneak into a strip club to spy on strippers in the dressing rooms. What he was hoping to see I’m not sure since normally if you walk in and buy a drink you can see naked chicks to your heart’s content, and women wearing clothes are even easier to find than that.
The man was booked into the King County Jail and a probable cause hearing was held as part of an investigation of malicious mischief, but for some reason a charge wasn’t filed and he was released a couple days later. Surely he’ll wind up charged with something eventually though, right? Is there a charge for doing it wrong?