Ooo! a disastrous wedding! Haven’t had one of those in a while.
Marissa Putignano-Keene and Timothy Keene sound like quite the pair. Perhaps they’re a perfect match for each other. Too bad they had to spend the first night of their honeymoon in jail.
I had two thoughts. Don’t mess with the bride. She tried to run over a chick who had been in a relationship with the groom before. What provoked her? The chick just happened to be walking through the parking lot. Not only that, but she tried to run over that woman’s son too!
And why is the couple placed in protective custody? I mean, I figured they’d be going to jail after they did that, but why is it specified that they’re in protective custody?
Maybe next time, don’t split a bottle of champaign.