Who Does Conone Think He Is, Little Rabbit Foo Foo?

Come on now, Ralph Conone. If you’re going to hit kids in Wal-Mart, at least hit the ones who are actually making noise like Roger Stephens did. What you did was just plain weird.

Apparently Conone would walk up behind kids, wait for their parents to get distracted, then put his keys between his fingers and hit the kids in the back of the head. Then he’d slip out the door in the confusion. He liked the excitement of getting away with it. Well, he didn’t get away with it this time. A mom figured out her kid got slugged, went out, grabbed Conone by the arm and dragged him back into the store. He’s now in jail unless he can pay a big ol’ bail.

What will be his next thrill, I wonder?

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