My Name Is Sue, How Do You Do?

My god, the people with whom we share this earth! I have been rendered speechless. I…I don’t know what to say. Just read this story, and check to make sure you still have both your ears. Then make sure noone who looks like Susan Mukuhi Mwarabu is anywhere near you.

According to the criminal complaint, police were called to the Uptowner at 4:22 a.m. about an assault.

The victim, a 33-year-old man identified as C.R.H., said he had been eating at the cafe with a group of friends.

Four women, including an apparently intoxicated Mwarabu, were eating at another table.

C.R.H. said in the complaint that his group of friends did not know any of the women.

One of C.R.H.’s friends commented about one of the females eating french fries, according to the complaint.

One of the women gave the friend a look, the complaint said, and “they went about their own separate business.”

Mwarabu then approached the friend who made the comment and “leaned down, licked his face and appeared as if she was going to throw up,” the complaint said.
The friend gently pushed her away.

Mwarabu then leaned toward C.R.H. and licked his ear. C.R.H. “moved her back from him,” according to the complaint, but Mwarabu leaned in again and bit
off part of his ear.

Mwarabu’s friends asked C.R.H., who was now bleeding, if he was OK. “He was in shock,” the complaint said.

An employee of the Uptowner told the women to leave.

As they left, one of C.R.H.’s friends told police, he saw Mwarabu pick up the piece of C.R.H.’s ear from the floor and put it in her mouth, according to
the complaint.

C.R.H. was treated by a plastic surgeon at a hospital and told that some of the ear would grow back. The doctor said it would take time to determine if
more surgery would be needed.

I know she was drunk, but that does not explain that level of insanity. And this woman *was* teaching sixth-graders. I love how the school board hadn’t heard about what happened until reporters started calling, asking questions. They thought she was just off sick. Well, I guess she has to be sick to bite off and chew on some yummy human ear.

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