>Hidy-Hoe, Neighbour!

>Wow. Don’t get between 80-year-old Gene Chambers and his Little Debbie oatmeal cookies. Apparently they mean a lot to this guy.

Chambers somehow got it into his head that his neighbours had broken into his house and stolen 7 boxes of Little Debbie’s oatmeal cookies. So he was going to get them back. First, he knocked on the door, but when he knocked, they were sleeping. He would not be denied, and started wacking the door with a garden hoe! He did so much damage that their door will have to be replaced.

Being the smart people they were, they did not answer Chambers. They blocked the door with a couch and called the cops. When Chambers told the cops what he was doing and why, they went with him back to his house to check for evidence of theft. There, inside a cabinet, were 5 boxes of Little Debbie cookies with a receipt saying he bought 5 boxes. So, not only were none of them stolen, he never bought 7 in the first place.

I think, after he goes to jail, he needs to go to a nursing home. He’s losing it.

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