He’ll Be Dumped Now

Alrighty. So let’s get this logic straight. Austin Horries Purifoy didn’t want to get caught smoking by his girlfriend, but he thought it would be ok if he busted into her car with a rock, stole some money from her car and then took a dump on her back seat. That’d be just fine. Too bad he got the wrong car. There’s nothing like coming out to your car and finding a dude pulling up his underwear. Ick.

Funny his last name almost spells purify. That car is going to need some purification.

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