Not So Pleasant Grave-Disturber in Pleasant Grove

Um, eeewwww. What kind of deranged freak digs up a corpse and takes a foot…just because he wanted it? Then he was just walkin’ out of the cemetery, lum dee dum, with the foot in a bag. Somebody saw it, why some other poor soul was around the cemetery at 3 in the morning I …

>What A Bombshell Of A Comment!

>You know, Dave Thune seems like a nice guy, and we’ve all said things that make us wish the earth would open up a special vortex just for us…but…I still have to write about this doozer. Oh my my my. I guess St. Paul’s sister city is Nagasaki, Japan, ya know, the city that had …

Anti-Brain Freeze

Here’s a little lesson on the poisonous effects of antifreeze for 18-year-old Michael J. Tangney. In ethylene glycol poisoning, the clinical course is initially characterized by mild symptoms that may gradually develop to produce serious or even fatal toxicity. Ethylene glycol poisoning presents many challenges in making a definitive diagnosis. If treatment is initiated early, …

Hey, Blind-Lookin’, Whatcha Got Cookin’?

I was going to write this down yesterday, but my brain just could not think about writing for some reason. I was out at a volunteer appreciation gathering Tuesday night at the place where I go help that guy learn how to type. There was lots of food and lots of people and everyone seemed …

Aaa! The Gay Dog Will Hump My Leg!

What the hell? That’s all I could manage when Ann sent me this doozer. Ian Jolly and his guide dog decided to go out to a Thai restaurant in Australia, but he was denied entry, not only because they didn’t realize his dog was a guide dog, but they had a special objection because they …

Excuse Me Sir, That’s Not What SummerSlam Means

If you’re going to sit at the computer and beat off to wrestling videos, there are a number of locations more suitable for doing so thanthe Boone County Library. This message has been brought to you buy Lester Henry, 58, who was arrested late last year for failing to come to this realization before it …

Not A Potty Mouth, but A Pot Mouth

Amanda Monique Mallit and Horace Phillip sound like quite the pair. After Mallit was assaulted and had to go to the hospital, for some reason she took her baby with her, and one of them decided to hide their baggy of pot in the baby’s mouth. The baby started choking. Now, instead of just being …

Wrong Number, Right Time

Wow! How often does that happen? The teacher tries to humiliate someone, and the class ends up getting a speech from a diplomat! It all started with an errant phone call to Logan Svitzer, who was sitting in high school history class. His phone just kept ringing and ringing! The teacher got mad, marched over …