Eeewww. Can you imagine arresting someone who was just walkin’ around with an anal vibrator inside him? Gross! It all started because they noticed something on him that they thought was meth. So they arrested and searched him, and noticed a wire leading from some kind of on-off switch to, um, his ass. They were going to have it removed by medical folks, but he started to talk about how much he knew about explosives. So they called in the bomb squad.
Excuse me for being the dumbest person on the planet, but this sentence makes me go huh?
About 9 a.m., “the EOD team rendered the device safe and determined it was not an explosive device. The vibrator was subsequently removed and placed into property,” according to the report.
So they figured out it wasn’t a bomb while it was still inside him? Um, how? I’m super curious. Now there would be an unusual day for the bomb squad.