Thirty Lashes With Some Wet Noodles

I just said to Steve that we hadn’t had a good food feud in a while. We’ve got ourselves a food feud.

Apparently, to Kenyana McQuay and Waltia Funches, not holding the elevator for them is an offense punishable by punching, kicking, swinging of handbags, and…pelting of pasta. This is what Mohammed Warsame discovered when he did not reopen the elevator quick enough when it started to close on them.

Chill out. The elevator didn’t kill you. Why would you beat someone up over that? He was rude, you say? If I beat up everyone who was rude to me, oh dear dear I’d be in a lot of trouble.

And why would you waste perfectly good pasta?

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