Here’s a pair of guys who were not meant to be burglars. They broke into a nail salon to steal a 42-inch TV, but couldn’t get it out of its brackets. So they left. The salon-owner repaired the door, only to have the pair return a night later and fail to get the TV out for a second time. Not to be denied, they left there and broke into a Comcast Cable office a few doors down. They got a TV out of there, but as soon as the alarm went off, they dropped it and ran.
Nope, a life of crime is definitely not for you two.