I’m Sure He Wishes He Was Shooting Blanks That Day, Because He Will Be Shooting Blanks Now

We often hear about people shooting themselves in the foot or leg because the gun in their waistband went off, but this guy shot himself in the balls! Ow ow ow ow ow!

You know, besides the ow factor of this guy shooting himself right in the boys, there were a few other lines that made me chuckle in an evil way when I read this story.

The man’s handgun, which was in the waistband of his pants, went off at about 12:30 p.m. — an apparent “accidental discharge,” according to Shannon Sessions, a Lynnwood police spokeswoman.

“It made a loud noise and scared a lot of people in the store,” Sessions said.

I’ll bet it did, and I’m sure he made a few loud noises himself.

A manager at Lowe’s said store personnel are not commenting on the incident.

Oh I bet they are, just not to the media. Who can come home from work and not say “Hey honey, you wouldn’t believe the day I had today! A guy shot himself in the balls in the store!”

I wonder what tools he was looking at when the gun went off.

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