Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
>Ann sent me this, and then I saw it on the news. I know that there has been trouble with people running onto the field at Phillies games, but was it really necessary to taser this guy? I mean, our old pal Matthew I’m going to puke on your daughter Clemmens was more deserving of …
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Thanks Ann for this one, and a couple others to come. What kind of goof would wear a poncho on a really steep rollercoaster, one that drops and swings around and exposes its occupants to forces experienced by fighter pilots? I guess the same kind of weirdo who would wear a burkha on a go-cart. …
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Lars O’Mara wanted to carry out a memorable senior prank that would get everybody out of school. What he chose to do will get him a memorable felony charge and an expulsion. So, here’s some advice for everybody else. A good senior prank does not involve making a hoax explosive device. That only wastes authorities’ …
Wow. I’ve heard of threatening notes written in lipstick, or on an ordinary old sheet of paper…but I’ve never heard of death threats written on tortillas! Yup, tortillas. The message was in Spanish, and roughly translated to “Do you like my tortillas? Death.” The threatening bread was found under the target’s car. What an odd …
Here’s a story for all the people who underestimate our need for sleep. There’s a rare condition that causes some people to not get any sleep…ever, and eventually, it ends up killing them. I have learned to respect sleep after what depriving myself of it dit to me years ago. I wish everyone did.
I just said to Steve that we hadn’t had a good food feud in a while. We’ve got ourselves a food feud. Apparently, to Kenyana McQuay and Waltia Funches, not holding the elevator for them is an offense punishable by punching, kicking, swinging of handbags, and…pelting of pasta. This is what Mohammed Warsame discovered when …
Help me out here. In Scotland, if you hump a bike, you’re going on the sex-offender registry right away. But if you engage in online sexual relations with a 14-year-old girl, and threaten her and her friends if she doesn’t come to her webcam and do things to get you going, you don’t have to …
I saw a commercial that sort of pissed me off. It was for Rexall Pharma Plus. It was talking about how budgets were tight, but don’t worry, savings were there for you…through the Rexall elite program. Look for the symbol, and save 50% on things like Mascara! Yeah, because mascara is a damn necessity of …
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Wow. On one level, I think the idea of a motorcycle-enthusiast’s body being posed on a motorcycle for his wake is a great one. I mean, why not be portrayed doing what you love after death? But I think I’d be a little spooked out at the funeral. There’s the guy, sitting up on his …
Last year, Steve and I went to the Just for Laughs Road Show and had a pretty good time. This year, we went again, and the shoe thief came too. It was a pretty good show, but for some reason it didn’t quite top last year. I don’t know why, but hell, it was still …
