Read My Lips, But Don’t Try And Answer My Questions

This story of a deaf guy getting arrested during the G20 insanity made me think about something. If you arrest someone who is deaf, and you have to handcuff them, isn’t that sort of like gagging them? I know that a lot of police don’t understand sign, but the person couldn’t even write a note …

The Prison Needs A Bra To Contain The Boobs They Have For Guards

Brittney Horstman is one determined lawyer. She went in to see her client at the Miami Federal Detention Center and set off the metal detector. Even though the guards knew it was the underwire in her bra, they still said nope. So, she went to the washroom and removed her bra. Now, they wouldn’t let …

Wiiiiiilllllliiiiiieeeee!

You know, as much as I have to make fun of Willie Eugene Lewis for climbing into an electrical substation, I do have to give him kudos for being able to walk to the emergency room on his own after receiving the frizzle frying that he did. Nobody can tell us why Lewis felt the …

I Think I’m Gonna Cry. Please, Don’t Make Me Cry

I hate computers! Just…fucking hate the things! Carinmentioned earlierthat my keyboard decided to die out of the blue this morning. Well, we did the logical thing and bought a new one. so what do you suppose happens when I plug it in? Come on, guess. Yeah, same goddamn thing that was happening with the old …

You Killed My Sister, Now I’m Coming For Yours!

What did these two sisters do to piss off the moose population? I mean, how likely is it that one sister would hit a moose, and then the other sister, while on her way to visit her sister in the hospital, would hit another moose? I’m glad the second sister wasn’t injured nearly as badly …

The End Of The World As We Know It?

I really hope that Professor Frank Fenner is wrong about his theory that the human race will go the way of the dinosaur in less than a century, although I can’t help to worry that he has a point. It’s scary that I might witness the end of humanity during my lifetime. Just the thought …