And A Partridge In A Pear Tree?

Thanks Ann for this one. I think I’m even going to use her subject line as my title. Wow! How big is this guy’s ass that he was able to smuggle into jail:

  • a cigarette lighter,
  • rolling papers,
  • a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball,
  • a smaller baggie of marijuana,
  • a 1-inch smoking pipe,
  • a bottle of tattoo ink
  • and eight tattoo needles?

I wish there was a picture of this, um, experienced smuggler, shall we say? This reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman eventually smuggles the Disney monorail into jail.

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