You Can’t Outrun The Long Arm Of The Law…With Only One Lung

Aww. Poor Steven Kyle. He just can’t win for losin’. Well, it kind of looked like he was going to win, but then he turned out to be a loser.

Kyle came into the jewellery store, in search of an engagement ring, or so he said. But after looking at ring after ring, he started saying he was armed, and demanded she just give him some rings. She did, but yelled that she had been robbed, and that’s when things started going downhill for Kyle.

People started chasing Kyle, and that’s when Kyle realized that maybe he wasn’t cut out for this. You see, he only has one lung, so couldn’t run as fast as someone with 2 lungs.

In a move of I don’t know what, he threw his gun at his pursuers. It turned out to be a fake. He then dropped the loot! Why? He’s already going to get charged. Just because he doesn’t have it now doesn’t mean he wont’ at least get charged with the robbery. But to top it all off, in his haste, he left a device in the store that looked like a bomb. It wasn’t, but that’ll just add to his troubles. The people caught up to him, and held him for police.

Next time, maybe have a getaway vehicle at the ready?

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