The Jays drafted a pitcher named Asher Wojciechowski yesterday. I don’t know what kind of arm he’s got or anything, I’m just imagining him and Marc Rzepczynski pitching in the same rotation some day. And you never know, with the way free agency can go and how a big trade can come out of nowhere, it’s possible that their catcher could end up being Jarrod Saltalamacchia. Just think, nobody would ever be able to write about the Jays again. Or failing that, it might put an end to the long tradition of referring to athletes by their last names…at least around here.