I’ll Have The Sweater Meat Road Pizza

Considering that we tend to put a lot of the male flashers we write about into thedo it yourself category,I guess it’s only fair to putCherelle May Dudfieldthere too even though there doesn’t appear to be any sort of sexual motivation for what she did, unless she’s got some kind of strange being hit by an automobile fetish, of course.

According to reports, the 18-year-old New Zealander agreed, after being dared by friends, to stand in the road and put on a bit of a show for passing motorists by showing them her protuberances. By the way, 100 bonus points to anybody who gets that reference.

Anyhow, as the story goes, one of those aforementioned motorists, likely distracted by the aforementioned show, ended up running Dudfield over with his car, cracking his windshield. But rather than haul him into court for careless driving, the right thing happened for a change and Dudfield wound up pleading guilty to disorderly behaviour charges and was given a fine of NZ$275.

It also needs to be noted that the judge in this case was a fellow by the name of David Holderness, who if there is any justice left in this world is hopefully now known as David Over The Shoulder Boulder Holderness. If this is not currently the case, I urge anybody who can to make this happen as soon as possible.

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