Jerry Whipple is one lucky dude. He was having a grand old time, drinking out by the shore I guess, and then he decided to take a rest on a pool floaty…and so he floated away from where he had been partying, and also passed out on said floaty. He’d been drifting for about a mile when some folks saw him from their boat, realized this was a person floating around out there, and called the coastguard to rescue him. When they woke him up, they found him to be quite hammered, and very unaware of where he was, or how long he’d been out there.
Gees! Don’t drink and drive, and don’t drink and float either!