You Can’t Outrun The Long Arm Of The Law…With Only One Lung

Aww. Poor Steven Kyle. He just can’t win for losin’. Well, it kind of looked like he was going to win, but then he turned out to be a loser. Kyle came into the jewellery store, in search of an engagement ring, or so he said. But after looking at ring after ring, he started …

If You Believe, I Saw "If You Believe!"

Remember when we talked about Anton’s next play? Well, the shoe thief and I went to take it in. Steve couldn’t go with us, and it’s too bad he couldn’t make it. He would have had fun. As always, there is more to our story than just going to see the play. There is a …

I Guess They’ve Gotta Start Teaching Oppression Young

I couldn’t bear to put this one up until I had something funny up first. This one also comes from Ann. Arizona continues down its road to doom with this mural as it’s latest display. The mural was advertising using alternate kinds of transit as a more environmentally friendly option. It had 4 kids in …

And A Partridge In A Pear Tree?

Thanks Ann for this one. I think I’m even going to use her subject line as my title. Wow! How big is this guy’s ass that he was able to smuggle into jail: a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball, a smaller baggie of marijuana, a 1-inch …

The Heels Were High, But The IQ Might Be Another Matter

I can’t seem to find it online, but this little police blotter gem was inthe Mercurytoday. High-heeled woman assaults man City police are looking for a high-heeled woman who assaulted a man waiting for a bus on Wyndham Street in the downtown core Tuesday. The 21-year-old man was approached just before 8:30 p.m. by a …