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We were sitting around having lunch, and for some reason, I got thinking about an old recording we heard years ago, before there was a blog. It was of a pissed off customer who was very upset that his cable wasn’t working, so barraged his cable company with rather inventive, profanity-laced messages. Dogen-faced? I have …
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Jerry Whipple is one lucky dude. He was having a grand old time, drinking out by the shore I guess, and then he decided to take a rest on a pool floaty…and so he floated away from where he had been partying, and also passed out on said floaty. He’d been drifting for about a …
Ok, first we had parents fighting at a high school graduation. Now, they start dukin’ it out at a kindergarten graduation! What I can’t figure out is if it happened outside school in a field, why was the school placed on lockdown? That’s just totally messed up.
I’m not sure if there’s 1 show left or if it’s 2, but either way, the pay-per-view prediction game is quickly reaching its end. When last I updated, I had 42 points. There were 5 matches counted for this past Sunday’s Fatal Four Way show (you gotta love it when the company can’t be bothered …
I received this from a Humanware press release list I somehow got on, and my reaction was not what they hoped it would be. They wanted to get us all excited about a new device they’re coming out with. All I could think was “Not again! Not again!” This is a teaser campaign announcing a …
I wouldn’t have written about this story about a guy gettin’ it on with 3 horses, except for what I saw the guy’s mug shot had been labeled as. The picture was seriously labeled “horse_fucker.jpg”. Yup. That’s what someone at the Covington News thought would be a good name for Byron Christopher Jordan’s picture on …
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And we thought the guy slugging back a brew while the police wrote him up for DUI was bad. Paul Nigel Sneddon has him beat hands down. This guy got in a car accident after going on a 4-day drinking binge, , and his car was flipped over on its roof, but he still thought …
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John McDonald is probably my favourite Blue Jay. He doesn’t get to play much, but when he does it’s always a treat to watch him. He’s not really known for his hitting, but as a big play making shortstop he’s one of the best in the game. Johnny Mac lost his father Jack to liver …
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Well gees Louise, what do you know? Because I happen to bein favour of equal access to information and so don’t particularly care for the Conservative government’s new copyright bill,that makes mean “absolutist” and a “radical extremist” in the eyes of Heritage Minister James Moore.Thanks, Jim. He made the remarks during a speech at an …
So I’m sitting here looking for food fights and dick jokes to post when suddenly… Shake shake shake. “What the hell? Why am I trembling? Do I have the shakes,” I think to myself. “No, don’t be stupid. Wobble wobble wobble. “Well then if I don’t have the shakes, what the fuck is wrong with …
