Send In The Clowns

Listen, Dennis Hawkins, a disguise is supposed to help you blend in. Thus, I don’t think an outfit composed of clown pants, a blond wig and fake boobs under a sweater is the way to go. It’s also not good to walk around in said outfit asking for rides after the dye pack from the money you stole from a bank has exploded all over you.

He’s gotta be a little slow, just climbing into a strange woman’s car, and then sitting there after she got out with her keys and came inside to call the cops, and continuing to sit there until the cops just come over and grab him.

Nope, not meant for a life of crime.

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