Listen, Dennis Hawkins, a disguise is supposed to help you blend in. Thus, I don’t think an outfit composed of clown pants, a blond wig and fake boobs under a sweater is the way to go. It’s also not good to walk around in said outfit asking for rides after the dye pack from the …
Monthly Archives: July 2010
Some Good News On The Copyright Front?
For the first time in what seems like and probably is years, the United States has made a sensible copyright-related decision, and it will hopefully cause Canada to do the same. A ruling by U.S. regulators that allows Americans to break certain digital locks on content and devices may throw a wrench into the Canadian …
I Was Hoping Her Lawsuit Would Fall On Deaf Ears
Jean Barnard sounds like quite the prize. She apparently planned to go on a giant tour of Australia, but that was all cut short when a child screamed in her ear on a plane, bursting her eardrums, rendering her stone cold deaf. So…she’s suing, but not the one you’d think she would. She decided to …
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I Came Upon A Roadkill Beer?
Ug. Would you drink beer served up in a taxidermied up squirrel or stoat? No, they’re not killing the fuzzy things just to use as beer bottles. They were roadkill anyway. If you have that kind of money to throw away, you can knock yourself out, and Brewdog will happily take your 500-700 pounds. *Shiver*.
The Key Is…To Not Forget Your Keys!
Laura Jane Murray should have stopped at robbing two banks. Then, she might have been in the clear. But oh no, she had to rob a third one, and that’s when she locked herself out of her own getaway vehicle. She robbed the bank, ran out to her getaway car, and….crap! Her keys were inside! …
Smile! You’re Getting A Mug Shot
If you’re stealing security equipment from a store, you would think they would have security equipment that would capture your theft attempts. That would be a safe assumption, now wouldn’t it, Terrance Mitchell? I thought so.
You Have Reached Your Destination…Jail!
Ha ha ha ha ha. This is just awesome. I think this is a message from above that Horatio Toure should stop pickpocketing. He stole the wrong item. I guess he was walking along, and saw a woman’s iPhone. He felt he must have it immediately, so snatched it and ran off. Little did he …
Slow And Steady Wins The Race…Unless You’re A Burglar
Ya know, most people break into banks or stores. They don’t break into temp agencies. If they do break into a temp agency, it’s because they’re a client there. Maybe they need to steal back a file or something in a file. If they’re not a client there, there would usually be no reason to …
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It’s The Smell Of Trouble
Nothin’ like a depressing story to start off Monday morning. Police were called to the house of Juliana Bryant on a disturbance call, and couldn’t help but smell gas, all over the house. That’s because there were open containers of it everywhere. When they asked her why there were all these open containers of gas, …
Dear 570News
Thanks a bunch for trying to ruin my day of baseball yesterday. You ultimately failed, but nice try. All was fine in the afternoon. The weather was beautiful, the birds were singing, the drinks were cold, the sounds of children playing echoed through the sunny afternoon air, and my portable radio and I were enjoying …
