>We don’t have a name on this 43-year-old robber, but I think I’ll nickname him Goldfish, because I think he has just as long a memory.
This is the story. Police in New Westminster were leisurely strolling from the police station to a Starbucks. On their way, they encountered Goldfish and had a conversation with him. They then went into the Starbucks, at which point Goldfish ran in, cut in front of the uniformed cops, threw a drink at the cashier and tried to rob the place. Needless to say, he didn’t succeed and was swiftly cuffed by the cops in front of which he jumped.
Dumb, dumb, duuuummmmmmb!