What’s She Trying To Do, Make The Baby Look Like The Shoplifter?

I have to wonder if Crystal Whitaker went to the Shannon Cooper school of shoplifting.

Whitaker was in a JCPenney store with a friend and her ten-month-old baby. The two women tried to hide a bunch of clothes in a bag and run, but were confronted. So they ran…the only thing is they left the baby, the merchandize, and Whitaker’s purse behind. So…it didn’t take long for police to catch up with her.

Oh, and nice typing, either the editor, or the person at the police records office. “contributing the to delinquency
of a dependent”. That’s a new one. But that was how it was written at least twice in the article.

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