Short People Got, No Reason To Beat Him Up

I have so many questions about this little excerpt from a police blotter.

At 12:32 p.m., a caller from West McKnight Way reported steroid-using body-builders from Reno had beaten up the caller’s son and might have killed him.

Midgets from Fulton Avenue had been following and trying to poison the caller. The body-builder and the lead female midget, who the caller reported as being “really violent,” allegedly had been driving the caller’s truck. The caller wanted the Nevada County Sheriff’s Office to activate the SWAT team.

So did they? When police came, did they find any midgets? Was his son dead? Or was this fellow on really, really bad drugs?

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