I Now Pronounce You…Dead!

This unnamed bride-to-be should thank the trooper who stopped and ticketed her. Otherwise, the night could have ended much differently. Maybe the bride-to-be would have been wearing her wedding dress as her funeral dress.

She was coming home from her bachelorette party and had had some booze. But she was going to drive home. She decided to drive at 90 miles an hour. She got stopped, ticketed, and arrested. But they decided to be nice to her and release her to a taxi so she could get to her wedding.

What a fool. If you’re going to drink, don’t drive, goddamn it! I can’t even imagine the feeling of tragedy if she would have hit someone. Two families, probably more, would have never been the same, and what was supposed to be a happy day would have been one filled with guilt forever.

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