Dickheads, Dickheads, Eat Them Up, Yum!

I spend a lot of time yelling at people for not seeing jokes for what they are, jokes. But in the case of this supposed joke on a restaurant’s website, I cannot make the journey. A restaurant due to open soon in Berlin by the name of Flime has a strange request up on its …

Don’t Be So Silly!

This is another instance where I feel old. Old old old! Apparently, there’s something out there called a sillyband. I guess they’re cheap bracelets made of silicone that will go back to their original shape when taken off the wrist, er something, and kids like to wear them, trade them, doo all kinds of things …

Ask About Our Free Condomnental Breakfast

Eeewww! Just eeewww! Something tells me the Wyndham Gardens Hotel in Atlanta is going to have to keep really really clean after this story. According to the story, a grandmother had taken a couple of grandkids for a weekend of fun before they started school. They came back to the hotel and found that they …

Well, He Found Some Ghosts…

Christopher Kaiser was with some other ghost hunters doing what ghost hunters do, duh, hunting for ghosts. They were on the hunt for a specific ghost train known to haunt some tracks at the place where it crashed back on August 27, 1891. Well, Kaiser may have found the ghosts, but not in the way …

Get Off The Road, Not Off On The Road

I guess if you’re going to be going around doing things that will probably get you arrested, you might as well go all out. That’s exactly what Cincinnati woman Colondra Hamilton, 36, apparentlydecided to do. Police only pulled her over because they noticed her car had overly tinted windows, but they soon discovered why that …

Please Remove Your Caard…But Not With Scissors And Fists

So we have another Mark Britten, only this guy is Louis Dotti of Florida. The ATM ate his debit card. So, first he tried to get it back with scissors, how one does something like that, I don’t know. Then he started pounding on the machine with his fists, and caused $2000 in damage. How …

Look Honey, I’m On TV! And My Teeth Are In My Stomach!

This videois a tad old, but I’m posting it anyway because any time a guy on a cellphone stops paying attention and gets cracked right in the face by a ground rule double, it’s good times. That statement goes double if the guy in question happens to be a Yankees fan. Nice work, Rob Johnson. …

One Expensive Barbecue

Hahahahhahaha! It’s a story like this that makes me giggle and giggle some more. Hahahahahahahehehehehohohoho! The story goes that Michael Wiles was drivin’ along on his motorbike, when he saw a barbecue grill on the side of the road. I guess he really thought he could use one of these, so he picked it up. …

You’re Playing With The Big Boys Now

Ryne Anderson is a special kind of dick who needs to pay for what he’s done, even if he’s only 18. People who already do the things he’s done are headed down a bad road…a road that his lawyer, DeWayne Johnston, is obviously quite a ways down. The story goes that Anderson was dating a …

NFB’s Database of Usable Consumer Electronics

How cool is this? Yup, there I go again with the how cool is this? But come on, how cool is this? The NFB is compiling a list of blind guy-accessible appliances. Do you know what this means? If you’re shopping for a new washer/dryer/dishwasher/other household gadget, but you don’t want to get stuck with …