Usually, I hate ridiculous lawsuits, but I think I can get behind this Chinese woman’s lawsuit. She is suing a cinema for wasting her time with 20 minutes of commercials before a movie.
Damn it, I now have a scene from The Simpsons episode called Jaws wired shut in my head. I can’t find a video, but you know the one where Homer gets all mad at the number of commercials shown at the theatre and stands up in front of the screen yelling “Stop the madness! Start the movie!” That scene is in my head. Maybe he should have sued them. Maybe then he wouldn’t have broken his jaw.