It’s The Swiffer House-Defender!

I love stories like this where old people mop the floor with burglars. It’s extra awesome when they use a Swiffer and a dustbuster to do it. Phillip Graham was cleaning the floor when a dude waving something that looked like a pistol came into his house ordering him to the floor. Graham wasn’t havin’ it and started using the Swiffer like a cattle prod. I guess the guy wasn’t really armed, or he was so shocked that this old guy was going to fight him that he started to run away. Graham pushed the dude out as far as he could while still having the dustbuster plugged in. The dude ran away and wasn’t found. But I’m sure he got a shock when the old geezer gave him what was coming to him.

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