While I’m busy offending everybody, how’s about a few more?
*Q. How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
A. Just one, but it takes an entire emergency room staff to get it out.
*Two pedophiles were sitting on a park bench. A six year old girl comes skipping by. The first pedophile says “Christ, look at the body on that.” To which the other replies “Yeah. I bet she was really something in her day.”
*Q. What’s the difference between the World Trade Center and the New York Mets?
A. The Mets collapse every September.
*There are two things in life that I hate: racism and niggers.
*Q. What’s the difference between boy scouts and Jews?
A. Boy scouts come back from camp.
*Q. Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
A. Because it wasn’t born yesterday.