The Random Dr. Phil Quote Generator

Update: The link is broken, and so far I haven’t been able to find a replacement. Sorry about that. I’ll keep looking. Original post: Somebody sent me this I wanna say years ago and for some reason I never posted it. But we were talking about Dr. Phil a little bit on Twitter today and …

A Joke And A Song

The blog’s been quiet today and that’s not about to change. We’re heading out soon for dinner, drinks, a concert and probably more food and drinks when that’s over. But before we leave, I’ll leave you all with this, stolen from Amanda’s Twitter. *Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them …

May The Twitter Be Unbroken

It looks like I really am a loser. I broke the blog’s ability to tweet to the twitter account that actually is called thevomitcomet. It’s now coming to me. Apparently Feedburner allows you to *associate* your feed with multiple accounts, but you can only actually send your feed to one at a time! What the? …

Baby’s First Marijuana

What is in the air in Madisonville? I guess it’s pot. First, we had the video of the two-year-old putting a joint to her lips under the encouragement of her mother, and now another mom was blowing marijuana smoke into the mouths of her one, four, and seven-year-old kids. Listen, folks, babies don’t need marijuana. …

Did Somebody Say Hey Fat Ass, Go For A Jog?

The concept of personal responsibility just had its grave pissed on again. A court in Brazil hasordered McDonald’s to pay a former franchise manager $17500 because he became obese while working there. The 32-year-old former manager worked at McDonald’s for about 12 years and says he gained 65 pounds during that time. The man says …

UFC And WEC Become One, Plus What’s The Point Of TNA Reaction

It was announced today thatUFC and WEC are merging into one organization.I don’t know how the rest of the world feels about it yet, but I couldn’t be happier. If this is done right, every UFC event just became a must see, which is a nice feeling when there are so many of them. The …