What kind of weird burglar poses for a photograph by a neighbour, while holding some of the stolen stuff? He broke into a house, stole some electronics and jewellery, grabbed a baseball cap and wore it, and took a box of cheez-its, eating them as he left. A neighbour saw him, and thought he didn’t look familiar, so snapped a picture so he could have something for police. But the guy actually stopped and posed for the photo before leaving!
Now his picture, wearing the baseball cap and eating the Cheez-Its, is in the paper. I’m sure someone will recognize him, especially since he posed and everything.