This guy must spend his whole life high. That has to be it. How else can you explain this?
Mark Fiasco, seriously that is his name, and Matthew Hawley, were driving along when police stopped them for having a plate light that was out and because the car came up as one whose owner had been arrested for drugs before. They asked the guys if they had any drugs in the car and they said no. Police searched the car and found not only 29 grams of marijuana, but a long-lost bong that Fiasco had been looking for for 7 years. The report wasn’t clear, but it didn’t sound like they had to do a lot of digging to find said bong. It was just there, in a bag, either in the trunk or in some other obvious place.
The guy said he bought the bong for $150. I don’t know anything about bongs. Are they usually that expensive? He had just assumed a room-mate had stolen it and thanked the deputy for finding it. Uh, dude, I don’t think you’re ever going to see that bong again. Why would you thank the cop for finding it. Oh yeah, I know why. You must be high all the time.
Also, he hadn’t updated his address on his license. Yup, high. Totally high.