So here’s a tip. If you buy some weed, and when you smoke it, you think it tastes funny, just stop smoking it. Maybe realize that you wasted that money and throw it away. But don’t call the cops and ask if they could check if it’s pot. They’ll check it for you, but even if it isn’t pot, you will get charged with something.
Those cops must have been snickering all the way to the door. They deserve a medal for refraining from laughing their asses off during this whole exchange.