Remember when I laughed at Oklahoma’s ban on tattooing the whites of the eyes because who would put needles in their eyes? Well, a dude in Oregon went and tattooed his own eyeballs! Yup, poked a needle in his eye and shot ink in there. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow are you a fool? Ow ow ow ow ow ow *do I have something in my eye?* Ow ow ow ow!
Hopefully Matt Gone won’t become Matt Gone Blind.