Update: The link is broken, and so far I haven’t been able to find a replacement. Sorry about that. I’ll keep looking.
Somebody sent me this I wanna say years ago and for some reason I never posted it. But we were talking about Dr. Phil a little bit on Twitter today and it and all of the stupid mindless fun associated with it popped back into my head. So if you feel like killing far more time than can possibly be healthy by clicking a button over and over again, enjoyThe Random Dr. Phil Quote Generator!
During these times of trouble and turmoil, nothing sedates a soul or stifles common sense quite like words of wisdom from Dr. Phil. In order to preserve his legacy and allow 24-hour a day access to the wit and wisdom of the Sage of our generation, MangyDog has developed The Random Dr. Phil Quote Generator. Click the button as often as you need to satisfy the “inner wuss” in you.
You may be asking yourself self, why would I ever need to use something like this? The answer, my clearly lost in the dense wilderness that is life friend, is actually quite simple. We all need this. We need it because…because…well, because “you don’t need pepper spray to hug somebody you wanna kill,” that’s why!