>If you’re one of those who liked theletters from mom,I’m sure you’ll apreciate this handy and oh so useful tip I just received from her. If you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked, you should sniff windex first. It’ll keep you from streaking. There, don’t let anyone tell you that your mother […]
Monthly Archives: November 2010
Shots Fired, Cops To Be Fired Later
Wouldn’t this be a scary way to end your day? You’re driving home from work when your van breaks down on the side of the road. There you are, with a backfiring van, and you start to think that your van might catch fire, so you get out and find cops firing at you! That’s […]
So Duh!
This is so senseless and stupid and I don’t even get it. A woman walked into a grocery store in Michigan, bought 42 cans and bottles of soda on her Bridge Card, which is a government-funded debit card designed to be used for buying food. Then she immediately fed the full cans and bottles into […]
All In The Family?
I mean absolutely no disrespect to the dead, but it seems to me that there’s something the matter with this here obituary. MORRISON, DEBORAH – November 10 in her 51st year. Loved mother of Bob and his fiancèe Nicole. Dear sister of Barb and aunt of Blair. There’s either a typo in there or Bob […]
Donna Jodhan Wishes To Fix Some Federal Government Wagons
Well, it looks like Donna Jodhan won her lawsuit. That didn’t take long. I hate how vague this is being. It says the government has to make its sites accessible to the visually-impaired. But how? Are they going to make the fonts big and say they’ve succeeded? Nothing has been explained as far as what […]
The Church of St Bennowwwww My Head!
If you’re one to believe in “the lord works in mysterious ways” type stuff, the story of a statue in a church falling on someone trying to steal a donation box is a far better example than whatever P.E.I. Minister of Transportation Ron MacKinley was on about. A man tried to steal a donation box […]
All I Really Need Is A Song In My…Belly?
Fredrik Hjelmqvist, please explain to me why on earth anyone else would want to play audio from their stomach. You did it, and you’re weird, but why in hell would anyone else want to? Yup, that’s what he did. The owner of a hi-fi equipment shop put a battery-powered device inside a capsule and swallowed […]
>Doh! It’s Not The Good Dough.
>A New York City pizzeria was robbed, and the thieves got away with a big bag of dough! Too bad it was pizza dough. Oh well, at least one of them didn’t get far. Salvatore LaRosa surrendered to police, and I guess he didn’t need the other kind of dough too badly, since he managed […]
Step Away From Crime
We should add Todd J. Moffie to the list of folks who aren’t meant for a life of crime. He broke into the basement of a house, and then decided to crawl between the stairs. We have no idea why he did that, because there was lots of room to get around the steps. Anyway, […]
And God Said Let There Be Sunday Shopping Supporters Falling Down At TV Stations, And It Was So
P.E.I. now has year round Sunday shopping like the rest of Canada, thanks to a private member’s bill introduced by opposition leader Olive Crane. But if Provincial Transportation Minister Ron MacKinley is to be believed,the Lord sure isn’t happy about it. Following an appearance on CBC Television’s Compass Monday, Crane slipped on the television set, […]