>There’s Nothing Quite Like Some Good, Motherly Advice

>If you’re one of those who liked theletters from mom,I’m sure you’ll apreciate this handy and oh so useful tip I just received from her. If you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked, you should sniff windex first. It’ll keep you from streaking. There, don’t let anyone tell you that your mother …

Shots Fired, Cops To Be Fired Later

Wouldn’t this be a scary way to end your day? You’re driving home from work when your van breaks down on the side of the road. There you are, with a backfiring van, and you start to think that your van might catch fire, so you get out and find cops firing at you! That’s …

Donna Jodhan Wishes To Fix Some Federal Government Wagons

Well, it looks like Donna Jodhan won her lawsuit. That didn’t take long. I hate how vague this is being. It says the government has to make its sites accessible to the visually-impaired. But how? Are they going to make the fonts big and say they’ve succeeded? Nothing has been explained as far as what …

The Church of St Bennowwwww My Head!

If you’re one to believe in “the lord works in mysterious ways” type stuff, the story of a statue in a church falling on someone trying to steal a donation box is a far better example than whatever P.E.I. Minister of Transportation Ron MacKinley was on about. A man tried to steal a donation box …

All I Really Need Is A Song In My…Belly?

Fredrik Hjelmqvist, please explain to me why on earth anyone else would want to play audio from their stomach. You did it, and you’re weird, but why in hell would anyone else want to? Yup, that’s what he did. The owner of a hi-fi equipment shop put a battery-powered device inside a capsule and swallowed …

>Doh! It’s Not The Good Dough.

>A New York City pizzeria was robbed, and the thieves got away with a big bag of dough! Too bad it was pizza dough. Oh well, at least one of them didn’t get far. Salvatore LaRosa surrendered to police, and I guess he didn’t need the other kind of dough too badly, since he managed …

And God Said Let There Be Sunday Shopping Supporters Falling Down At TV Stations, And It Was So

P.E.I. now has year round Sunday shopping like the rest of Canada, thanks to a private member’s bill introduced by opposition leader Olive Crane. But if Provincial Transportation Minister Ron MacKinley is to be believed,the Lord sure isn’t happy about it. Following an appearance on CBC Television’s Compass Monday, Crane slipped on the television set, …