Q: What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, Sweet Jesus Annie! Hide your eyes! Clip clop, clip clop?
A:Amish people who were unlucky enough to have a run-in with Jason Morrison.
The 33-year-old, for reasons unexplained, had a thing for driving up to buggies driven by the Amish and exposing himself to them, according to police. Now and then he would even go the extra mile by getting out of his vehicle while “making gestures indicative of masturbation” at them. It’s not known at this point how many incidents Morrison may be responsible for, but several were reported late last month.
He faces a misdemeanor public indecency charge, but is currently free after posting $250 bond. Seems like a small price to pay if you ask me.