I’m starting to wonder if the water that anti-drunk driving crusaders are drinking has been spiked with something. First it wasBritish Columbia denying people a day in courtand now it’sthe Prince Edward Island chapter of Mothers Against Drunk Driving lobbying the federal government to allow police to conduct random Breathalyzer tests on anybody they wish. …
Monthly Archives: November 2010
Here Are Your Winners, And New Tag Team Champions Of Married Life…
I’m sure that when the day comes for us to get married there’s almost no chance Carin would let me do this, but I must say that if there was ever going to be something that would make me take the plunge it would beHoward Finkel doing ring introductions for me and my wedding party …
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Guide Dog Harness Survey
Ro talked about this yesterday, and I should have posted it then, but I didn’t see it until late. There is a student at the University of Illinois (at least I think that’s what U of I is) who is trying to figure out a new way to make a guide dog harness so that …
She Said He Heard
Thanks Martin for this one. This little, hmmm, shall we say glossary of terms to help men deal with women, sums up exactly what makes me ashamed to be a woman. But before we begin our lesson in female annoyances, I think we need a themesong, courtesy of the Bud Light Institute. God this song …
One Of The Many Things That’s Wrong With TNA
Matt Johnson has written a really good article for Slam! Wrestling explaining, essentially, why Vince Russo is a terrible wrestling writer and why TNA, in spite of all its potential, pretty much sucks and nobody watches it. Admitting that wrestling is fake on the air makes no sense for a wrestling company. Why would fans …
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A Big Article On Our Little Project
Remember back when I mentioned the recreation project Guelph Barrier-Free Committees is doing? Well, Steve urged me to send the little blurb to the Guelph Tribune and see what happens. So, I did, and holy crap, we got a story! And, it’s working! We’ve already had a few phone calls and emails! This is good. …
Motel 6: We Don’t Leave Cameras On You
Maybe pranks like this one are the reason the Sheraton has such fancy phones where you actually have to name the person you’re calling before you get through. A 73-year-old man was convinced to smash the TV with the cover from the back of the toilet to destroy hidden cameras, throw the TV outside, smash …
>The People Want Your Hands Off Their Meat Pistoles
>I sure am glad that suchbrilliant mindsare calling the shots at the TSA. I mean without John Pistole telling us thatNational Opt Out Day,a protest designed to bog down the screening process and make things as miserable as possible for the TSA might cause delays at the airport, how would the public ever realize that …
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Mark Clay Hazard
Mark Clay Hazlitt is a special kind of selfish individual. A sheriff’s helicopter was flying around the area of his home. Unknown to him, it was searching for a man who had threatened suicide. All he knew was that he was tired of hearing it. So what was his solution? Oh, point a laser pointer …
I’m Calling The Police, And I’ll Be Naming McNames!
All Ryan McNames wanted was for the pair of local entrepreneurs he was dealing with to hold up their end of a transaction. Unfortunately, the entrepreneurs were hookers he had hired to show him some boobs and blow him, and his chosen method of righting the situation when he was flashed but not puffed was …
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