Alexander Ofner And The Throbbing Man Hammer

A group of people who went to Sea Turtle Cinemas in Bluffton, South Carolina to check out the new Harry Potter movie got to check out a bit more than they bargained for earlier this week.

Alexander Ofner, 39, was arrested there a few days ago after complaints that he wasmasturbating in the back row of the theatre as Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows was shown.

Responding officers used the theatre’s projection booth as an observation deck and according to them, caught Ofner in the act. He was arrested and charged with indecent exposure and also booked into the Beaufort County Detention Center, where for his sake Harry Potter and the Horny Convict hopefully isn’t being screened on movie night anytime soon.

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